Our New Religion
The sermon on the web...
Welcome to the Ministry of Truth!! Where we worship Technology!
He is Omniscient, Omnipresent, and Omnipotent. He remembers all things. He will listen when we call upon him. He is merciful to us as we depend on him for succor.
Let us hold our devices together in prayer as we recite the compliance creed…
We believe in one Web,
the Father technology,
maker of reality and the metaverse,
of all things visible and invisible.
And in one surveillance state,
the only Son of totalitarians,
begotten from technology to control mankind,
Web 4.0 from Web 2.0,
5G from 4G,
True total control from social credits,
coerced, and forced;
of the same essence as the fascist.
Through him reality is a simulation.
For the sheep and for their salvation
he came down from media;
he became incarnate by the Holy technocrats and the slutty politicians,
and was made robotic.
He was birthed from fictitious events and psychological warfare;
he is celebrated and is alive.
The more cases he will rise again, according to scriptures of the great reset.
Many will fall to the narrative
and they will be appointed as neighborhood snitches.
He will come again with lockdowns
to judge the healthy and unhealthy.
His kingdom will never end.
And we believe in the Holy Science,
the jab, the giver of life.
He proceeds from pharmaceutical companies and the state,
and with the media, the science is worshiped and glorified.
He spoke through the pope, celebrities and actors.
We believe in one holy science and technological church.
We affirm continuous jabs for the forgiveness of thinking.
We look forward to surrendering our sovereignty,
and to life in the new world order where we will own nothing and be happy.
Amen.
Hope you have a blessed day ahead glued to your devices.
Remember, Technology with the protection of Government loves you!
See you tomorrow.
- Ope